101 Uses For a Metre Stick!

1. Measure metres with it
2. Hit People with it
3. Talk to it… it listens
4. Do the can-can with it
5. Waltz with it
6. Use it as a guitar
7. Pole dance with it
8. Pull Megan off counter with it
9. Itch your back with it
10. Break bones
11. Fix a T.V (WHACK!)
12. Fix pretty much anything else (also WHACK!)
13. Mash potatoes
14. Use as saw/knife
15. Cut water melons and cheese
16. Irritate people – like Callum!
17. Spend hours trying to make it stand up
18. Balance it on your head
19. Balance it on something else
20. Feed someone maltesers off it
21. Marble run
22. Hair curlers
23. Fashion accessory
24. Touch roof
25. Measuring midgets (…Jinny – jokes)
26. Getting cotton wool off roof
27. Turn on/off light switches
28. Amuse Jamie
29. Nose picker (thanks to Millie for that one! !)
30. Pole Vault
31. Golf Club
32. Javelin
33. Cricket bat
34. Turn on TV without leaving the sofa
35. Flag Pole
36. Giant Pen
37. Goal Post
38. Flick your hair with it
39. Giant toothpick
40. Clothes hanger
41. Mast for a boat
42. Fishing road
43. Thing to make walkeys donk (donkeys walk)
44. Shoe horn
45. Walking stick
46. Catapult
47. Pool/snooker cue
48. Channel changer
49. Get a dog away from your foot
50. Crow bar
51. Balance plates on it
52. Bucket of water carrier
53. Diving board
54. Extra leg
55. Build a house
56. Hockey stick
57. Barge Pole
58. Stilts
59. Use as bow
60. A squigee
61. Spread jam
62. Door stop
63. Book mark
64. Drumsticks
65. Torch
66. Ski poles
67. Skis
68. To retrieve Frisbees
69. Wooden spoon
70. Smash windows
71. Conductors stick (orchestra etc)
72. Nuttella-Eater-Wither
73. Ballet bar
74. Pull ups
75. Lecturer’s stick
76. Get people’s attention
77. Play with other people’s hair
78. Point to the heavens with it
79. Make into an umbrella (very handy knowing Callander’s weather!)
80. Spin things (eg.Cellotape) round it
81. Bounce it
82. Burn on a resistor
83. Burn with fire
84. Torture tool
85. Use to draw a straight line
86. Build a tepee
87. Tent poles
88. Tent peg
89. Giant ice lolly stick
90. Flattening spoons
91. Back seat driving
92. Getting conkers out of trees
93. Clothes dryer
94. Kebab stick
95. Fondue stick
96. Crushing fruit(wine + smoothies)
97. Sword
98. Lock pick
99. Fixing (/creating) a wedgie
100. Juggle it
101. WRITE A BOOK ABOUT IT!

WRITTEN BY: Rachel Speirs, Kirsty Fingland, Jinny Dowling, Megan Rhys

CONTRIBUTIONS FROM: Jamie Hall, Millie Tigwell, Kirsty Hunter, Anna Tatnell, Liam Garvie, Alasdair Sewell and Callum MacDougall

OTHER THANKS TO: Mr Morrow for “letting” Rachel “borrow” the last pages of her physics jotter to make this fabulous book possible!

Physics “Banter”

Physics Talk…

thats going in the blog…
Mr Morrows Dancing…
Pss pss chika chika kiss cluck aaaaaahh! (and dance)…
“Ur my little,
Radioactive broccoli lillipudlian,
Whose friends with the
Radioactive chicken lillipudlian!”…
RACHEL: look, I finally re-wired the plug! I would be an awesome electrician!
KIRSTY: Rach, I love you, but I would NEVER let you be my electrician! …
Pssst…I love physics!… I wish I had taken biology…Rachel, say it ain’t so! …
I gotta flock of 5 sheep, I’m feeling… – I’ll stop there (extremely funny, but I’m not that mean, and at least 4 people know the rest anyway! !)
Watch out, we’re a health hazard!…
Hi Bad Boys ! …
RIP Rachel – she touched the kettle! !
Sebastian and Francesca!
this blogs gonna be HUGE by the end of this year!!!
nmymph… nmymph…nmymph…nmymph nmymph… outburst of laughter
Your frazzled!!! …frazzle dazzle….
i can’t wear goggles with my fringe on … your fringe is a wig?!… erm well…
that dog was SO good!!! …
123… thats going on the blog!!!…
all i want for christmas is you, and you, and you and you-oo-oo-(low)oo!!!…
physics+radio+back right table=viva la vida EVERYTIME!!!
JINNY: I’ve got a big secret…
RACHEL: oooh, tell me!
JINNY: I’m not telling you!
RACHEL: tell me or I’ll cry!
JINNY: cry then…
RACHEL: fine…(after a minute or two) I can’t!
JINNY: tuff
RACHEL: hmph!!!
The physics song …
we love physics, we love physics
alpha beta gamma beta every single day!!!
we love physics, we love physics
more than words can say! (btw written by Lorie Irvin and can be found at http://www.physics.mclarenhigh.com/news.htm – listen to it – It rocks! !…
they’re trusting us with a metre of that wire?! we could strangle someone! dun dun dun…
The highly awaited “101 ways to use a meter stick” is finished – check it out!
The clicky pen band! Woop woop!…
RACHEL: What can you do if you ping your finger with a pen?!
MR MORROW: What do you want me to do?! Kiss it better?
RACHEL: ahh, no!…
It makes a sound!….
Rachel attempts to leave classroom after Callum and Megan,
MR MORROW: where do you think your going Rachel?
RACHEL: to look after Megan!
MR MORROW: I think she can look after herself, she’s a big girl!
RACHEL: no, she’s with Callum tho!
A while later, Rachel leaves again.
MR MORROW: where are you going now?
RACHEL: with Megan, she needs looking after remember!
MR MORROW: Callum is not with her this time.
RACHEL: that’s ok then! …
KIRSTY: AOW!
RACHEL: what?
KIRSTY: I just clicked the wrong end of the pen on my finger! Look, there’s a tiny bruise and everything!
RACHEL: done that before… !…
the crazy upsy-downsy-side-to-sidey voltage pins that dance! …
she had it coming!…
KIRSTY: Rachel! wheres your clicky pen?!
RACHEL: its… its … its broken!
KIRSTY: WHAT?!!!
RACHEL: well, its ill!
KIRSTY: Let me see it, i’ll nurse it back to better!…
dun dun dun your mission should you choose to accept it, is to decifer whether these circuits are short circuted or open! dun dun dun…
JINNY: Callum, your pathetic!
CALLUM: Oh, thatnks Jinny
JINNY: oooooooooh, that felt good! …
MR MORROW: so you definately know how to do this?
RACHEL: yes
MR MORROW: cross oyur heart and hope to die?
RACHEL: stick a needle in my eye!
MR MORROW: AOW!…
“i squared r” “did you really?”…
Heat on the move – i’m hot and im moving!…

… thank goodness theres no limit to how long this could be eh?!